then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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