It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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