i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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