Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
