worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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