did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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