The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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