This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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