Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
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