If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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