Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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