Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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