Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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