question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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