absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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