There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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