I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
