I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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