Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
they call him Oral-B. enough said
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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