google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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