going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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