The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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