I am puke
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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