the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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