I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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