The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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