Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
pray to the hookup gods
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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