i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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