I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
