She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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