perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Randomize
