There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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