and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I could fuck to npr.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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