Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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