maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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