Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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