I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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