I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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