I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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