i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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