I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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