Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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