come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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