I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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