I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
