Taylor Swift is so right about you.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize