it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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