yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
