I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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