Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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