get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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