i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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