I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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