i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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