i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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