that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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