i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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