what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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