I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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